Love Motel for Dogs

A love motel in Soa Paulo has opened for amorous dogs. The love motel offers decorated rooms for dogs of pet owners who are concerned for their animal's needs.Robson Marinho, owner of a pet shop, built the air-conditioned room on the second floor and hung a sign that reads "Pet Love Motel". The rooms in the motel, at Barra Funda, are decorated in the same way as love motels for humans, with satin sheets, ceiling heart-shaped mirrors, special control panel to dim the lights, romantic music and lots of cushions. Even the windows have thick curtains for timid dogs that want discretion.

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Man Gives Birth - Or Does He?

20 million risky condoms recalled

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - South Africa's health department said Tuesday it has recalled 20 million potentially defective condoms approved by an official accused of taking bribes from a manufacturer.

There are up to 1,000 AIDS-related deaths in South Africa every day and free condom distribution is a crucial part of the government's efforts to combat the spread of the epidemic.

"An official of the South African Bureau of Standards (SABS), has put millions of people at risk by illegally passing millions of condoms, which had not met the quality assurance requirements," said health department spokesman Sibani Mngadi.

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The F*ckin' French Toast

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some f*ckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f*ckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f*ckin’ French toast."

Humunga Tongue - Funny Dog Toy

There are few things more fun than laughing at dumb animals looking stupid - but enough about Big Brother, the Humunga Tongue is the absolute perfect dog toy. Not only is this absurd thing huge fun for your dog, but you may well just wet yourself when you see it running about with this thing hanging out of his/her mouth. A ball and a tongue in one, it's a joy to throw and a scream to watch them panting back with. A great toy for your dog and an even better one for you - an added bonus is that you'll get the most awesome pictures of your dog which even people who don't really care will think are hysterical. Please note this is not a chew toy.

ALSO:

Doggy Smile Fetch toy

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Japander.com - Japanese TV commercials with American celebrities

Pander:n., & v.t. 1. go-between in clandestine amours, procurer; one who ministers to evil designs. 2 v.i. minister (to base passions or evil designs, or person having these)

Japander:n.,& v.t. 1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products in Japan that they would probably never use. ~er (see synecure, prostitute) 2. to make an ass of oneself in Japanese media.

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One Eyed Bob's Inappropriate Toys for Children

Kids just want to have fun - maybe not always doing things we'd prefer them to do. Here's an unusual collection of toys to encourage the inquisitive, provocative and often mischievious children in your life.

SAMPLE TOYS:

What you get on the street can be cut with some pretty unhealthy stuff. Be safe. Process your own supplies with only the best purified organic components. $29.99

No one can give you more choices than we can. Choose one from over 200 starter cells. The kit includes your coupon with our list of possibilities in 15 different categories including: movie stars, sports legends, sociopaths, politicians, artist, scientists and musicians. Of course, we can't guarantee the future of your clone - you know that whole nature vs nuture thing.

We've created the perfect lunch box for your bologna sandwiches. Hot air not withstanding, this box will safeguard a wealth of oily delicacies. All ages $10.99

Country Western Song Generator

Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh?

Click the "make another!" button to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.

SAMPLE SONG:

I met her in a nightmare in September;
I can still recall that purple dress she wore;
She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than '4';
I promised her I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive while in labor;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

VISIT THIS WACKY WEBSITE AND MAKE YOUR OWN COUNTRY SONG!

YouTube criticized over Neo-Nazi clips

YouTube criticized over Neo-Nazi clips

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Video-sharing Web site YouTube has met with harsh criticism in Germany for hosting clips that incite racial hatred, according to a news report due to be broadcast on German public TV late on Monday.

The videos hosted on YouTube include clips of a 1940 anti-Semitic propaganda film "Jud Suess" and two music videos of outlawed German far-right rock band Landser, which show footage from World War II depicting Nazi military operations.

Report Mainz, which is due to air the program, said in a statement that Social Democrat (SPD) parliamentarian Dieter Wiefelspuetz said airing the clips on YouTube in Germany was scandalous. Report Mainz quoted him as saying: "Publishing these films amounts to aiding and abetting incitement of the people."

Report Mainz also said that Germany's Central Council of Jews Vice President Salomon Korn was considering pressing charges against Google Germany.

According to the statement from Report Mainz, German youth protection body Jugendschutz.net has complained to Google Germany more than 100 times and asked Google, which bought YouTube last year, to remove the clips.

Some of the material has been on the site for almost a year.

Google Germany was not immediately available for comment.

More than 60 years after the Holocaust, Germany is grappling with a rise in support for Nazi ideas. Neo-Nazi violence in Germany has reached its highest level since reunification in 1990.

SOURCE

I have mixed feelings about the publication of Nazi propaganda. I don't want them to get free advertising but I also think they should be confronted. I also think the public should see the truth, what the Nazis are all about. Pouring sunshine into dark corners sometimes makes the rats scurry and the mildew dry up. So public awareness is a good thing.

But, what about the benefit to these types of organizations when it comes to recruiting and strengthening the bonds between members of Nazi groups and between the groups themselves?

Does the manufacture and distribution of Nazi propaganda stregthen the Nazi movement? I think maybe it does and I think that's what has Germany so upset. They have laws in place to prevent the rise to power of the Nazis or other hate groups that might spawn another Holocaust. Germany has codified into law its opposition to Nazism.

So, I guess the reaction to the Nazi propaganda is a bit different over there.

Coconut Sour Cream Cake

I'm fiddling around over at Delphi Forums today and came across this recipe and don't want to copy and print and find a recipe card and all that so need to store it somewhere...

Coconut Sour Cream Cake

1 Duncan Hines, butter flavor cake mix.....
2 cups granulated sugar
2 cups sour cream
1 package (12 ounces) frozen coconut, thawed
1 1/2 cups whipped topping

Directions for coconut cake: Prepare cake mix according to directions, baking two 8-inch layers. Cool completely and split each layer horizontally.

Combine sugar, sour cream, and coconut; blend well and chill.

Reserve 1 cup sour cream for coconut cake frosting and spread remaining sour cream mixture between layers.

Combine reserved 1 cup sour cream mixture with the 1 1/2 cups whipped topping; blend until smooth. Spread over top and on sides of coconut cake.

Keep sour cream coconut cake in an airtight container and store in refrigerator.

This recipe came from a poster named "Carol" on the Gail's Bluebird Cafe Delphi Forum (you have to join Delphi - FREE - to see the forums but DO NOT USE YOUR REAL EMAIL TO SIGN UP. You must use an email you created just to receive spam because Delphi can and will sell your email addy to kajillions of spammers).

"Music of the Night" [Phantom of the Opera with Sarah Brightman and Michael Crawford]

Also, see the version with Sarah Brightman and Antonio Banderas. He's very, very, very good.

A Drawer Carved Inside a Penny

Find more interesting photos HERE.

Interesting Book: "Sabotage in the American Workplace"

Here are all the fantasies you've ever had about getting back at an employer but didn't dare try. Many of the stories would be funny if their causes hadn't been fed by such discontent. And lest you think this is unique or endemic to late-20th-century America, there are scores of historical quotations and anecdotes.

FROM AN AMAZON.COM REVIEWER: This is not a book for employers, bosses, or anyone who represents authority in the workplace. (Although they might learn something from reading it.) No, this is a book for those who want to be reassured that they are not the only people who have ever lashed back at their employers. For those who are considering such actions, it gives some excellent examples of what can be done. There are also numerous quotes and news-clips about sabotage, employee moral, and the nature of work. The book is broken down by catagories such as office workplaces, entertainment industry, and the food services. Some anecdotes pale in comparison to others, but it is important to understand that Martin Sprouse collected stories from people from all walks of life. Some were more daring than others, but the emotions behind their actions are all the same. It is best read a few anecdotes at a time, otherwise the impact of each individual action is lost in a miasma of backlash. In all it is an enlivened book which speaks volumes as to the ways that the business place fails to inspire the loyalty or satisfaction which is so ofted touted as an essential aspect of productive work.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE
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World's Longest Ear Hair

WHO:
Radhakant Bajpai
WHAT:
13.2 cm (5.19 in)
WHERE:
Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India

Radhakant Bajpai of Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India, has hair sprouting from the centre of his outer ears (middle of the pinna) that measures an incredible 13.2 cm (5.19 in) at its longest point. The length of the 50-year-old's pinna pelt was confirmed by medical examiner Dr. R P Gupta.

"Making it to Guinness World Records is indeed a special occasion for me and my family," said Radhakant. "God has been very kind to me."

From the Guiness Book of World Records.

Mommy Mommy Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men? Shut up and get back in the oven.

Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise. Shut up and eat around it!

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs? Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out! Well throw some more gasoline on him then.

Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush.

Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers! Shut up and eat your french fries!

Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimey? Shut up, you little snot.

Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much. All right, you can take another slice.

Find more "Mommy, Mommy jokes" HERE.

Carl Buddig Recipes

Come on... just admit you like this stuff. You know you do. What kid and what college student and what mother-looking-for-sandwich-ideas hasn't fallen back on the ol' Carl Buddig supply of products? Well, now you don't have to rely on the same old, same old. CLICK HERE to visit the Buddig website and fill up on all kinds of recipe ideas, including breakfast the Buddig way!

Moist Towelette Collecting

Yes, this is an actual hobby that someone has. From the website's neat organization, it looks like there's more to the art and science of moist towelette collecting than you could shake a stick at. Or something. From the website:

Many individuals have asked me in past years, "Why moist towelette collecting?", "Why not stamp collecting, or numismatics?"

"To be different, perhaps?"

Well, I must admit that at first that was part of the appeal, but I have since become aware of the strong movement of Moist Towelette enthusiasts, and accepted that I am not alone in my fascination / hobby.

"For the money?"

It would be a lie to say that the future worth of a Moist Towelette compared to its present cost was not extremely inviting. Though the investment is obviously worthwhile, I don't believe this to be my major reason for collecting.

I must say my true motivation are the towels themselves. Each Moist Towelette is like a work of art. Though working in defined parameters, the designers manage to make each towelette applicable to their customer. A Moist Towelette collection can show restaurants, casinos (and a surprising variety of other locations) from across a continent (or nay, the entire world) in a single, small space.

Despite whatever differences we have as humans, we can all satisfy the natural urge to clean ourselves with lemon-scented, moist-filled napkins.

VISIT THE MOIST TOWELETTE COLLECTING WEBSITE to see their photo gallery, "The Moist Towelette Awards," listen to their theme song, play the moist towelette game, study the anatomy of a towelette, answer the question, "Why moist towelettes?" and benefit from their list of moist towelette industry contacts.

Eat a Bug!

The "Eating Bugs!" website will teach you to love the little buggers and to eat them! From the website:

Some insects are edible. In fact, most insects are edible, but there are a few species that are especially palatable, nutritious, and easily obtainable. I will concentrate on these.

Many species of insects are lower in fat, higher in protein, and have a better feed to meat ratio than beef, lamb, pork, or chicken.

Insects are tasty. Really! Even if you are too squeamish to have them as a main dish, you can make insect flour and add it to bread and other dishes for an added protein boost.

Insects are easy to raise. There is no manure forking. No hay bale lifting. No veterinary bills. You can raise them in an apartment without getting complaints.

P.S. This buggy stuff is not kosher. You know... just sayin.'

7 Bizarre Things to Do After You’re Dead

M'kaaaay.... it starts out with, "Have yourself stuffed" then moves right along to "launch yourself into space." See these and more at the website.

Grimm's Fairy Tales

Grimm's Fairy Tales

Visit the Website

Offers an accurate translation of the original fairy tales including what some say are anti-Semitic references.

Men Can Now Breast Feed

Get back to me when they start menstruating and can feel labor pains.

What the H-E-Double-L is this thing???????

I found it HERE on the web but there's not really much explanation there. What is it? A mermaid? A sea monster? A weird fish? Jimmy Hoffa?

A Pretty (and Interesting) Flower

I was so intrigued by this flower that I fiddled around with the image and made a few webpage graphics with it. If you can't get enough free graphics, HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT I DID. Yours for the taking!

911 Calls

911calls.com has a list of 911 calls that include genuine emergencies as well as the wacky stuff. This website is worth a visit. Here are a few examples:

Citizen Finds Missing Kids From Amber Alert

Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Overdoses on Pills

6 Year-Old Boy Saves Grandma's Life by Calling 911

Taco Problem

Bad Joke by 911 Operator

A dead body in front of my house

Somebody stole a blond woman

So you think you have the worst job in the whole wide world?

Weird Product Instructions

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On a Swann frozen dinner: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: Keep out of children."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

SEE MORE HERE

The Chicken Gun

The Chicken Gun

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the Chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatter-proof windshield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken."

Stupid Reporter Destroys Guinness World Record

Dumb reporter destroyed a possible Guinness World Record - video powered by ToxicJunction.com

Helen Keller Actress Falls Off Stage

Okay, I know this is kind of... hmmm... how shall I put it... S-I-C-K.... but, there ya go:

http://view.break.com/348904 - Watch more free videos

Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know

Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know

An interesting little list of factoids can be found HERE. Here are a few samples:

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into spacebecause passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

FIND MORE AT THE WEBSITE

Icon Wars!!!

Icon wars!!!! Do you know what YOUR desktop is up to when you're not around?

Smilies, anyone? [PART TWO]

Here's a few MORE I've collected... Right-click and choose "Save Picture As" then save the image to your own hard drive. Upload to an image hosting service like Photobucket or your own webhosting space. Please do not direct link to the images here. Thank you.

Stay tuned for more!

Smilies, anyone? [PART ONE]

Here's a few I've collected... Right-click and choose "Save Picture As" then save the image to your own hard drive. Upload to an image hosting service like Photobucket or your own webhosting space. Please do not direct link to the images here. Thank you.

Stay tuned for more!