Weird Product Instructions

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On a Swann frozen dinner: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: Keep out of children."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

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