Excuse me, but WHAT THE HECK IS THIS WEIRD-ASS VIDEO?

The weirdest thing of all to contemplate here is the mind of the person who dreamed up the notion of having grinning girls dance and bounce to, "Spare me my life!" LOL. Weird.

Bizarre Bras

Okay, somebody got a little goofy but they can't really believe these things will sell... can they? Looking at the pictures, I had to wonder about what the models were thinking. Did they believe in the product they were promotng or were they thinking, "This guy must be nuts."

There's the heated bra that uses microwaveable inserts to keep the girls warm and there's the chopsticks bra with a hidden compartment for your collapsible chopsticks (never know when they might come in handy!) and there's even a "Birth Rate Decline Bra" that reminds you and your honey to get busy makin' babies.

I guess my favorite is the shopping bag bra. I mean, you know know when you might need to whip that bra off and convert it into a shopping bag. Transformers ain't got nothin' on this guy.

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Japander.com - Japanese TV commercials with American celebrities

Pander:n., & v.t. 1. go-between in clandestine amours, procurer; one who ministers to evil designs. 2 v.i. minister (to base passions or evil designs, or person having these)

Japander:n.,& v.t. 1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products in Japan that they would probably never use. ~er (see synecure, prostitute) 2. to make an ass of oneself in Japanese media.

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