Wednesday, March 12, 2008

American Idol's "Project Greenlight Moment"

She is, in my opinion, one of the most polished performers currently gracing the American Idol stage.And there's a good reason for that. It's because contestant Carly Smithson (a.k.a. Carly Hennesey) actually is a polished seasoned professional performer. Yep, the dew in her dewy newcomer eyes is a bit on the fake side in that she's already released a CD BEFORE becoming an AI contestant and MCA Records has already poured millions into building her professional career. Before..she..ever..tried..out..for..Idol.

You see, both the CD and the career went nowhere. Carly was dumped by the record company - not the story she's currently peddling about how the record company "imploded" out from under her. Well, that and her story about how her CD went nowhere because 9/11 happened. People weren't into buying music post-terrorism, according to Carly. 9/11 finished her career. For the moment.

You really have to admire this girl's grit and bare-knuckle determination to have a singing career. She certainly has the talent to back it up. It's just that America is being led to believe that American Idol is all about discovering new talent, new unprofessional talent, not recycled pros with already failed careers.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, about pros participating in a contest for discovering new talent. Sure. Why not? But, be straight with the public, don't try to deceive us and even though I don't think Carly is trying to be deceptive, I do think the producers and promoters of American Idol should stop billing their contest as a process of discovering new talent.

All professional performers should be clearly labelled as such so the American public can phone in their votes accordingly, yes - they vote for the seasoned pro or no - I'm sticking with the new talent.

Don't you think American Idol should at least be honest with the alleged millions of its fans?

I understand the CD sales and careers of most post-show contestants have been somewhat disappointing so it might be tempting to send in a few ringers but then, you've changed the basic chemistry of the show and how the viewing audience will relate to it... once they know.

And, I think people have a right to know. That is all. As judge Randy Jackson says (it's one of his favorite cliches), "Just keepin' it real, dude."

You can read one version of the story here and another bitchier version of the story here.

Former contestants of Project Greenlight will understand the reference to that screenwriting and directing contest fronted by actors Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and producer Chris Moore.

In Project Greenlight, they actually had specific rules forbidding pros from participating in an amateur contest and then happily forgot all about their own rules once people had paid in their entrance fees.

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Japander.com - Japanese TV commercials with American celebrities

Pander:n., & v.t. 1. go-between in clandestine amours, procurer; one who ministers to evil designs. 2 v.i. minister (to base passions or evil designs, or person having these)

Japander:n.,& v.t. 1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products in Japan that they would probably never use. ~er (see synecure, prostitute) 2. to make an ass of oneself in Japanese media.

VISIT THE WEBSITE

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Old American Idol Auditions

Oh, what were some of these people thinking? Some were great but you all know the main attraction are the terrible singers. And so we need a whole new word beyond "terrible" to describe how they sang...




MORE AUDITIONS:

Steven a.k.a. "Red" - "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

Sarah Goldberg - "Dreaming" by Selena

Brenna Kynar - I think it was a Queen song

Frenchie Davis audition - "You're Gonna Love Me" (I think she was freakin' AWESOME!!!!!!!)

Melinda Doolitte - "For Once in my Life" Stevie Wonder

Kelly Clarkson - "Express Yourself" Madonna

Sanjaya & Shyamali Malakar

Matthew Miller - Kelly Clarkson song (I think, LOL)

Mario Vazquez - "Whatever Happens"

Briana Davis - Phantom of the Opera song

Anthony Fedorov - "Angel"

Katharine McPhee - "G-d Bless the Child"
ALSO: Katharine McPhee's "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"

Clay Aiken - "Always and Forever"

Ruben Studdard - "River in the Sky"

Eric Mueller - I have no clue what this guy thinks he is singing.

Jaime Lynn Ward - "Reflection"

Alaina - "Feeling Good" Michael Buble

Sherman (the guy with the petition inspired by his dying wife)

Phuong - "Dancin' in the Streets"

Marianna - "Should I Stay or Should I Go"

Sholandric - "If Ever You're in my Arms Again"

ASSORTED BAD AUDITIONS SEASON 3

Sarah Santiago - "That's the Way Love Is"

Nathaniel Golden - "My Girl" ("But... I worked really, really hard...")

Mary Roach - "I Feel the Earth Move" Carole King

Danny Parker - Forgot what the guy sang but, Simon and Randy lose it then Simon has to apologize but he does it "Simon-style"

Terra Dadonna - "Take a Good Look at Me Now"

Alexis Partee - bad sound/video quality taped off TV screen

Carrie Underwood - "I Can't Make You Love Me" Bonnie Raitt - also see American Idol 2005 Final

Anthony - "Crazy" Patsy Cline

Leandra Jackson - "Star Spangled Banner"

Deputy Brandon Groves - "I Shot the Sherrif"

Bobie May the Psychic - "I Can't Help Falling in Love Wit' You" (that's how she sang it)

Eric Lahon (and his Grandma) - "I Don't Want to Run Away"

Jessica Pontius - "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"

Melissa Considine - "How Do I Live" Trisha Yearwood

Rhonetta

Sabrina Oakley - "Lean On Me"

Zachary (who looks and sings like a girl)

ANOTHER MEDLEY OF BAD AUDITIONS

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