One Eyed Bob's Inappropriate Toys for Children

Kids just want to have fun - maybe not always doing things we'd prefer them to do. Here's an unusual collection of toys to encourage the inquisitive, provocative and often mischievious children in your life.

SAMPLE TOYS:

What you get on the street can be cut with some pretty unhealthy stuff. Be safe. Process your own supplies with only the best purified organic components. $29.99

No one can give you more choices than we can. Choose one from over 200 starter cells. The kit includes your coupon with our list of possibilities in 15 different categories including: movie stars, sports legends, sociopaths, politicians, artist, scientists and musicians. Of course, we can't guarantee the future of your clone - you know that whole nature vs nuture thing.

We've created the perfect lunch box for your bologna sandwiches. Hot air not withstanding, this box will safeguard a wealth of oily delicacies. All ages $10.99