Are You an Atheist, Agnostic or a Believer?

Here's mine:

You Are a Believer

You definitely believe in God - and you're very unwavering in your religious beliefs. In fact, religion and spirituality are definitely big parts of your life. Religion shapes how you view right and wrong, as well as the decisions you make. It's hard for you to imagine how your life would be without your beliefs.

Are You an Atheist, Agnostic or a Believer?

World's Shortest Personality Test

Here's mine:

Your Personality Profile

You are funky, outdoorsy, and down to earth. While you may not be a total hippie... You're definitely one of the most free spirited people around. You are very impulsive - every day is a new adventure. However, you do put some thought behind all your actions. Still, you do tend to shock and offend people from time to time!

The World's Shortest Personality Test

World's Largest Mentos Geyser

Now here is pure intellectual stimulation! I LOVE IT!

The place where great brain farts can get themselves born

MetroNaps EnergyPod: Midday productivity lag? If only there were some sort of "pod" where you could take a "nap." This chair, designed for workplace power naps, has a privacy visor to block out ambient noise and rouses the sleeper after a short but energizing 20 minutes with gentle vibrations and alarms. $8,000; metronaps.com Review from CNN Tech page.

MetroNaps enhances workforce productivity through educational seminars and mid-day napping equipment. Born from the realization that individuals can significantly increase their energy with brief daytime rest, MetroNaps seeks to be the world’s premier provider of professional napping products and services.

Free Online Games!

So, this is not the first source of online games I've posted here and it won't be the last, but this place has LOTS of free online fun for you to try. Here's a list (linked, too!):

18 Wheeler	A.L.I.A.S 3	Balloony
Bmx Ramps 2	Bowling	Captain USA
Colors	Crash Down	Dirt Bike 2
Fat Fred	Floats	Free Kick Champ
Go Green Go	Indiana Jones in Odd-World	Kaboom
Knockers	Logical Dominos	Mahjong
Maxims Seaside Adventure	Mini Pool 2	Muay Thai
Naval Gun	PaintBall	Pipol Destinations
Rickshaw Jam	Sim Lemonade 30 Days	Skeet Shooting
Stone Breaker	Swat Attack	Tanks V2
The Professionals	Urban Sniper	Wild Wild West
3D Reversi	Air Hockey	Battle Over Berlin
Bomber Bob	Bowling Master	Caveman Run
Connect 2	Cubeez	Dirt Bike Championship
Fat Ninja	Fly Catcher	Frogger

MORE GAMES ON THE WAY!

Speaking of the brain...

The human brain fascinates all of us, doesn't it? This website takes a stab at entertaining AND explaining what all those little neurons, er, synapses, er, thingamajiggies are doing when you're not looking. The website is divided into sections and they are: 1) Exhibit Tour: "Brain: The World Inside Your Head"; 2) Brain Games: Boost your brain while having fun with three computer games; and 3) Grown-ups: special information for parents, caregivers and educators. VISIT "BRAIN: THE WORLD INSIDE YOUR HEAD."

I love logic puzzles!

Logic Puzzles

A logic puzzle is basically a description of an event/gathering/contest, etc. Using the clues provided, you have to piece together what actually happened. This involves clear and logical thinking - hence 'logic' puzzles.

Here are a few samples from the BrainBashers' Logic Puzzles Page:

BrainBashers Marathon
[Easy]
Gardener's Spring Fete
[Medium]
Pets Anonymous Reunion
[Medium]
Train Spotting
[Medium]
Cake Theft
[Easy]
BrainBashers Horse Derby
[Medium]
Nursery Playground
[Easy]
Art Theft
[Medium]
Doctor's Surgery
[Medium]
Paintballing Weekend
[Easy]

...and there's lots more where that came from!

Is this a spiral?

Does this look like a spiral? It's actually a bunch of concentric circles. Use your mouse to trace one circle and you will see that you come back to where you started instead of spiraling into the center.

FIND MORE BRAIN PUZZLES AT BRAINGLE!

Dumbest Family Feud Contestants Ever

Found this at ifilm.

Harold, the Computer Guy

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T Error? What's that. In case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said," and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote it down.

I D 10 T

I used to like Harold!

Man Claims He Found Fried Mouse in Chips

Montana Man Claims He Found Deep-Fried Mouse in a Bag of Potato Chips

Frito-Lay Inc. says it will investigate a Havre man's "unsubstantiated claim" that he found a deep-fried mouse in a bag of barbecue potato chips.

Jack Hines, a 66-year-old former laborer and contractor, said he was snacking on the chips Tuesday when he pulled out the crispy rodent.

"Good thing I seen it. I got it all the way up to my mouth," he said. "I felt the fur, I brought it back down and just looked at it and threw it behind my back."

Frito-Lay was sending a representative to retrieve the bag and the mouse this weekend. Both will be shipped to company headquarters in Plano, Texas, for an investigation.

MORE...

Nude blonde, gold stilettos and a Ferrari..

BERLIN (Reuters) - A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Doemitz on Sunday -- wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet.

The tall, slender woman strolled into the shop in the town of Doemitz on the warm afternoon and bought cigarettes, petrol station employee Ines Swoboda told Reuters on Monday.

"I wasn't surprised because she's come in naked before -- she's a very nice woman," Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers was bothered. The woman could have faced charges of creating a public disturbance if anyone had complained.

A quick-witted customer did, however, snap pictures of the woman believed to be about 30 years old as she walked back to a waiting Ferrari and climbed into the passenger seat. Several of those photos appeared in the German media on Monday.

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CELEBLENDING

So this is what Willie Nelson and Angelina Jolie look like when blended together by way of Photoshop...

I find this picture to be mildly disturbing. You can see more "celeblending" here at TMZ. Don't miss the celeblended Carmen Electra with Bruce Willis.

[BARF WARNING!] 'Corgi tastes disgusting'

A performance artist has eaten a corgi live on radio in protest at Prince Philip's alleged torture of a fox.

Mark McGowan, 37, said the cooked dog - the Queen's favourite breed - tasted "really, really, really disgusting".

The corgi, which died at a breeding farm, was minced with apple and onion, reports Sky News.

The artist ate it on the Bob and Roberta Smith radio programme, broadcast on London-based station 104.4 Resonance FM.

Before the show, the vegetarian and animal rights activist explained his motives for the protest.

He said: "I know some people will find this offensive and tasteless.
"But I am doing this to raise awareness about the RSPCA's inability to prosecute Prince Philip and his friends shooting a fox earlier this year, letting it struggle for life for five minutes and then beating it to death with a stick."

The radio show's presenter, Bob Smith, said: "I'm not convinced it's corgi."

But Mr McGowan insisted he trusted the two ladies who cooked the dog.
He said: "It's stinky, it's white-looking - it's not like any meat I've ever seen."

The RSPCA said it had investigated the alleged incident involving Philip at the Queen's Sandringham estate in January and "found no evidence that an offence of causing unnecessary suffering had taken place".

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Dumb Blonde Jokes

I love really, really dumb humor. And I'm a blonde, too! So here goes...

Q: Why did the blonde have to drink a hot pepsi?
A: Because she couldn't fit any ice into the bottle.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? "Oh look, donut seeds."

A blonde was woken up in the middle of the night to find her house alight. So she went straight to the phone and called 911. When they asked how do you we get to your house, she said "Duh...in the big red truck!"

The blonde couldn't call 911 because she couldn't find the 11 button on the phone.

The blonde couldn't work at the pharmaceutical company because she couldn't fit the bottles in the typewriter.

The blonde got burnt bobbing for french fries. The blonde couldn't go water skiing because she couldn't find a lake with a slope on it. The blonde thought the capital of California was "C".

The blonde thought that Mardi Gras was a French wine.

Why do blondes like convertibles?
More leg room.

There was a man outside mowing his lawn. He lived next store to a blonde who had just gotten a computer. She went out to her mailbox to check the mail and went back in after she had done that 10 times the guy asked her why she kept coming back out side and she said my computer keeps telling me I have mail.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were having a breast stroke swimming contest to see who the better swimmer was.
It was a 5 mile race.
At the finish, the red head came first, then the brunette, and finally, after two hours of waiting, the blonde arrived. The red head and the brunette asked what had taken her so long. She replied, "Well, I don't want to be picky or anything, but, I think you two were using you're hands!"

A blonde and a redhead are walking down the street when the redhead says awww look at that dog with one eye so the blonde covers her left eye and looks.

There where these 3 blonde women that wanted to be policemen. So the blondes go into the police station for the job but first they have to pass a test. The first blonde goes in and the man asks her what she can tell about the suspect in the photo. (Note:The photo of the suspect is from the side.) So the blonde says "well he must be half blind since he only has one eye". The guy says no and that it is a side photo. So the next blonde comes in and says "well he must be hard of hearing because he only has 1 ear" The man says " no!!!, it is a side photo!!!!" So its the last blondes turn and she goes in there and looks at the photo. She says, "well, I believe that the suspect wears contacts. So the guy says, "well, I'm going to have to check on that". So he comes back and says "wow, how did you know the suspect wore contacts?" And the blonde replies, "well, it sure would be hard to buy glasses if you only have 1 eye and 1 ear"!

One night at a local bar a brunette, a redhead and a blonde walked in and ordered a drink. The redhead asked the bartender"Can I have an rw? "The bartender asked "What the hell is an rw?" She replied, "Red Wine, DUH." Then the brunette ordered a ww. The bartender asked what that was and she replyed "DUH White Wine." Then the blonde ordered a 15 .The bartender asked what that was and she replyed "Duh... a 7 and 7!"

Q: Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: Because she didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping and her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts: "Can't you see I'm winning?!"

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.

Q. How do you make a dumb blonde laugh on Thursday?
A. Tell her a joke on Tuesday!

MORE BLONDE JOKES HERE