2007 Darwin Awards

Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

And the winners are (Stories Ranked by Vote)...
Coitus Interruptus 8.0 (8929 votes)
The Enema Within 8.0 (4212 votes)
Weight Lift 7.8 (2169 votes)
Support Group 7.8 (3712 votes)
Stop. Look. Listen. 7.7 (1745 votes)
Beer for Bears 7.6 (2210 votes)
Mole Hunt 7.5 (5355 votes)
A Prop-er Job 7.4 (4418 votes)
Oil Tank Trampoline 7.4 (5721 votes)
Superior Momentum 7.1 (2103 votes)
Elephants Press Back 7.1 (1236 votes)
Barn Demolition 7.1 (3324 votes)
Electronic Fireworks 7.0 (3607 votes)
Fatal a-Traction 6.0 (10 votes)
The Laptop Still Works! 5.7 (1160 votes)
Cow-ard 5.6 (8 votes)
Fatal Foaming Action 4.9 (1433 votes)

Police: Man says he stole car to turn himself in

New York resident faces grand larceny charges after being pulled over

GENEVA, N.Y. - A western New York man faces grand larceny charges after being pulled over in a car that he said he stole so he could turn himself in on another charge.

Ontario County sheriff's deputies say they pulled over Vincent Estrada Junior, 29, and found that the car he was driving had recently been stolen from a parking lot.

Police said Estrada was wanted on a family court warrant, and he told deputies he stole the car so he could drive to the Geneva City Police Department to turn himself in.

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