2007 Darwin Awards

Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

And the winners are (Stories Ranked by Vote)...
Coitus Interruptus 8.0 (8929 votes)
The Enema Within 8.0 (4212 votes)
Weight Lift 7.8 (2169 votes)
Support Group 7.8 (3712 votes)
Stop. Look. Listen. 7.7 (1745 votes)
Beer for Bears 7.6 (2210 votes)
Mole Hunt 7.5 (5355 votes)
A Prop-er Job 7.4 (4418 votes)
Oil Tank Trampoline 7.4 (5721 votes)
Superior Momentum 7.1 (2103 votes)
Elephants Press Back 7.1 (1236 votes)
Barn Demolition 7.1 (3324 votes)
Electronic Fireworks 7.0 (3607 votes)
Fatal a-Traction 6.0 (10 votes)
The Laptop Still Works! 5.7 (1160 votes)
Cow-ard 5.6 (8 votes)
Fatal Foaming Action 4.9 (1433 votes)