Friday, January 11, 2008

The Definition of a Brain Fart

Once upon a time there were three roomates. They were old geezers, and only one of them had any source of income - his Social Security check. And that guy had the absolute bad manners to up and die on his poor roomates who had no way to pay the rent or buy the groceries.

Unless they cashed their dead friend's Social Security check.

So they bundled dead Virgilio up and set him in his wheelchair and off they went to the storefront where Virgie usually cashed his Social Security check. Pushing a dead guy along a bumpy sidewalk in a wheelchair is not an easy thing to do. These two guys attracted a lot of attention from onlookers as poor Virgie flopped around like a... well, like a dead guy.

They made it to the storefront and left Virgie in his wheelchair outside on the sidewalk as they went in with the check. As they dickered with the store owner over cashing the check, a crowd began to gather around dead Virgie.

And that attracted the attention of a detective eating lunch at the nearby Empanada Mama.

Oops.

READ THE ARTICLE: "Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests."

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