Would G-d have His own internet messageboard/forum?

Well, there's this strange fellow who thinks he's all that and he's got a messageboard where all us plain people can post our questions to the diety.

Be forewarned, though, he's also psychic and his psychic ectoplasm floats through the cyberether and oozes out of your computer monitor screen where he can monitor you through your eyeballs. If he sees demons behind your eyeballs, he'll greet each of them by name.

And he can't understand why he's been banned from so many other internet forums. Hmm...

HERE'S THE LINK

It's on Ezboard which may or may not require that you be an Ezboard member in order to view the forum. That would be up to the forum owner who, in this case, claims to be The Big Guy Upstairs. I bet he's just a tad busy these days trying to keep the Republicans from stealing another election so if at first you don't succeed...

Okay, so the obvious first question would be, "Why did you invent cockroaches?"

And: "How come my coffeemaker doesn't make coffee taste exactly the same every time?"