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Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water

Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water
Pastor reportedly told congregation he could repeat miracle of Jesus

An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus' miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon's capital of Libreville.

"He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus," an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record.

As WND reported in April, a researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus' miraculous walk on the surface of water – ice.

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The Simulator: Learn to Work at McDonald's!

The Simulator Do you know what comes next? Click the picture to practice your short-order skills.

VIDEO: Shakira "Hips Don't Lie" Spoof - HILARIOUS!

Aw, shucks. It looks like the sound won't play on this one or, anyway, I don't hear anything on my computer. Here's the Google Video Page where you can see the video WITH sound.

VIDEO: Air Horn on a Golf Course

LOL!!!!! I laughed so hard watching this one. It's evil and wicked and soooooooooo damn funny!

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ChangedNames.com - What's Your Favorite Celebrity's REAL Name?

Ever wonder who somebody famous used to be? Well, now you can find out. This place has a massive list that's fully searchable. Here's just a few that you'll find there:

FAMOUS NAME - REAL NAME

adam ant - stuart leslie goddard
agatha christie - agatha marie clarissa miller
ava gardner - lucy johnson
axl rose - william bruce bailey
babyface - kenneth brian edmonds
barbara stanwyck - ruby stevens
bo bice - harold elwin bice
bono - paul david hewson
clay aiken - clayton holmes grissom
elton john - reginald kenneth dwight
freddie prinze - frederick karl pruetzel
gene simmons - chaim klein witz
harry houdini - ehrich weiss

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Virtual Bubble Wrap

So... you're stressing out, are you? Need a little cyber-relaxation? Got just the thing for you. Go to SnapBubbles.com and pop them little suckers!

London in Panoramic 360 Degrees

Choose to view Crystal Park with its dinosaurs or the inside of a Concorde jet or the sights of the city of London or even David Blaine in a box among several interesting and sometimes strange choices of things to see around London town.

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The First Day of School

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me liberty, or give me Death?' "

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863 "

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991"

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997"

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!" Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro, someone else shouted "Duck"!

Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?

Pedro: "Dick Cheney 2006."

World's Largest Bra & Panties

Can you imagine the neighbors' gossip when you hang a pair of these gigantic undies on the clothes line? Better yet, imagine their face when you hang a pair on theirs. A great gag gift, these funny undies are absolutely gigantic!

"Wow! Oh My Gosh! Holy Crap! "

These are just a few of the words people will scream when they see the World's Largest Bra! This bra is over 3 feet wide, and is made with the same components of a traditional bra, two loops, hooks in the back, padded cups for support. A great gag gift for anyone, especially for someone with a really small or a really big chest!

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Search our database of over 157 million school yearbook pictures from schools across the United States since 1953. You may find everything from elementary school to high school all in one location!

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Pocket Kitty - Awwwwwwwwww....

Been to the Drive-In, Lately?

Been a while since you've driven by a sign like the one pictured above? That photo and a whole lot more about the disappearing American icon known as the "drive-in movie theater" can be found at the DRIVE-IN THEATER WEBSITE.

They have sections called: History, List of Theaters, Route 66 Drive-ins, Old Movie Ads, and much more! Go have a look-see.

SOME MORE DRIVE-IN LINKS:

Drive-in theater from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The History of Drive-In Theaters
Drive-ins :-: The Guide to Drive-in Movie Theatres
Drive-In Movie Ads

Okay, but this is really, really mean (FUNNY as hell... but mean)

Is this guy having a brain fart or what?

Mainstream Media's Mainstream Brain Farts

From Little Green Footballs:

Fauxtography Scandal Updates About Those Israeli 'Chemical Weapons... ' All Your Fakes Are Belong To Us Zombie: The Red Cross Ambulance Incident BBC Admits Engaging in Staged Photos Perlmutter: Photojournalism in Crisis Green Helmet Admits Staging Photos Still More Photo Staging Identified Lebanese Autos Miraculously Survive Airstrikes Photographer Alleges Unearthing of Bodies LA Times: Take a Closer Look CAIR's Fauxtography Scandal AP Stands Behind Green Helmet Guy LGF Exclusive: How Much Does It Cost to Buy Global TV News? Multi-Use Buildings Reuters Doctoring Photos from Beirut?

Bush In His Own Words

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Bus Driver's Major Freaking Brain Fart

Black students ordered to give up seats to white children
Status of Red River Parish bus driver is unknown.

COUSHATTA -- Nine black children attending Red River Elementary School were directed last week to the back of the school bus by a white driver who designated the front seats for white children.The situation has outraged relatives of the black children who have filed a complaint with school officials.

Superintendent Kay Easley will meet with the family members in her office this morning.

The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People also is considering filing a formal charge with the U.S. Department of Justice. NAACP District Vice President James Panell, of Shreveport, said he would apprise Justice attorneys of the situation this week. He's considering asking for an investigation into the bus incident and other aspects of the school system's operations, including pupil-teacher ratio as it relates to the numbers of white and black children, along with a breakdown of the numbers of black and white teachers employed.

"If the smoke is there, then there's probably fire somewhere else," Panell said in a phone interview from New Orleans. "At this point, it is extremely alarming. We fought that battle 50 years ago, and we won. Why is this happening again?"

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The Human Clock

The Human Clock Here's something fun and interesting. Yes, it is an actual functioning clock and anytime you click on the link, you will get the correct time. However... it's a little bit different. User-submitted photos make up the images that are the "clock." Each photo contains numerals that tell you what time it is but the photos might be of anything and everything which makes each click to this page or hitting "Refresh" once you are there slightly addictive. You just want to see what the next image is going to be. Here are a few examples: VISIT THE HUMAN CLOCK NOW!

Ebola Virus Outbreak Action Playset

Fun and Educational!

"Level 4 Breach! Level 4 Breach! The monkey's are free! The monkeys are free!"

Recreate the horrors of an Ebola outbreak with Reemco's CDC Ebola Virus Outbreak Action Playset! You get:

Center for Disease Control doctors in Contaminant Suits
CDC Ebola victim in breached suit
Infected Virus Monkey

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Children Found In Home With 68 Pit Bulls

Children Found In Home With 68 Pit Bulls Animals Could Be Euthanized WICHITA, Kan. -- Two Kansas children are in protective custody after authorities found 68 pit bulls living in their home. Police said the children -- an 11-year-old boy and a 5-year-old girl -- were found living in deplorable conditions. The dogs were living inside and in the back yard. Many of the dogs have scars and were probably used for fighting, authorities said. MORE...