Gives "Shove it up your a**" a whole new dimension, doesn't it?

Hey, I think your lower intestine is ringing...
Thu Sep 7, 2006 8:28 AM ET

SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - Four prisoners in an El Salvador jail hid cellphones, a phone charger and spare chips in their bowels so they could coordinate crimes from their cells, prison officials said on Wednesday. Full Article