Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Incredibly Stupid Brain Fart - Republican Campaigns with Fake Iraq Photo

Surely, there must be some Idiot Disease seeking out and dissolving Republican brains in this country. Yes, my Democrat friends, I do believe there are for-real human beings "out there" possessed of at least a modicum of morals and intelligence who also happen to be Republican. It's just that the Republican Party seems to have gotten itself hijacked these last few years by worker ants for Halliburton and various other industrial interests. They took the White House, they've infested the Supreme Court and Tom "I'd Never Do Anything Illegal" DeLay was running Congress for the gang.

Surely, Mom and Pop Republican America of decent values and patriotism oozing out of every pore are horrified by the crime wave and shocking immorality that's overtaken their political party. It was bad enough for Mom and Pop to endure the mockery made of their beloved Republican Party by such criminals as Randy "Duke" Cunningham who sold the prestige and honor and power of the Congress of the United States of America for a few measly millions in cash and trinkets.

And, just as assuredly, Mom and Pop were praying the Republicans would replace the crook with a candidate of indisputable morals. Actually, it seems that's exactly what Mom and Pop got because there's certainly no dispute about the morals of the Republican contender set to take Cunningham's Congressional seat.

Howard Kaloogian, Republican contender, posted a photograph on his official campaign website that supposedly depicted a more peaceful Baghdad than the media "allows" the American public to see. I suppose Mr. Kaloogian was trying to counteract the effects of the many thousands of images of war and torture being done in our name, in the name of the American people... in Mom and Pop's name.

Those of Mr. Kaloogian's ilk would now have us believe the horrors of war are a media creation.

There's just one small little detail that went awry with Mr. Kaloogian's campaign. The photo was a fake. It wasn't even of Baghdad. And Mr. Kaloogian, the Republican's best shot to bring decency back to a Congressional seat still reeking with the odors deposited there by its former occupant, is himself a liar.

Poor Mom and Pop. It was horror enough to endure the brazen manner that our country and our Constitution came to be under attack by a radical neocon agenda. But now those devilishly clever cabal boys have gone absolutely soft in the brain. Idiot Disease. It's taking over. It's like watching the Wicked Witch get doused by water... they're melting, they're melting. Their brains, that is.

Goodbye, Mr. Kaloogian. Your candidacy will hopefully melt back into the rotten wormy woodwork from whence it came. Let Mom and Pop have a good guy to vote for. For a change.

Read up on the Kaloogian Photo Op here.

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