Yo Mama Jokes
So, okay, I love really stupid humor. I don't know why that is. It just is. Yo Mama jokes are about as dumb as it gets and they just hit me funny. I remember a segment on the TV show, "In Living Color," that had a fake game show and the contestants had to out-"Yo Mama" each other. It was great. So here's a few Yo Mama jokes I found floating around the internet...
Yo mama so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
More Yo Mama jokes in the "Comments Section"
Yo mama so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
More Yo Mama jokes in the "Comments Section"
posted by uhuru1701 at 11:03 AM
9 Comments:
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty... I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama's head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Hey!! Here is some of my favorite yo momma jokes:
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, “ Picture continued on other side.”
You should totally come check out this new site, http://yomomma.tv/ – you can battle other people with your yo momma jokes and even tell them how whack their jokes are.
Yo mama so crazy not even her imaginary friends will play with her
Yo mama is so triflin'
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